Phuat Itu Heck?

Ok, i received this sms during midnight, it says:

From: +6281510408858

Congratulation!

Sim Card Anda
Telah Berjaya
Memenangi BONUS Cek
Bertuah RM25.000,00 Dari
PETRONAS Sila Call di Talian
006281311447779
Terima Kasih.

This is copied out of the sms, every single word of it, I swear of it.

I am pretty sure that this is not my 1st time receiving this sms, and my question is this, HOw the fark did they end up with such LOUSY language skills and still manage to run a scamming business?? I mean come on la, based on that sms I'm quite sure that they/sender did not graduate from primary school. The 1st word is already wrong...=='' , What is with the Capitalized words?? How on EARTH do u participate with your sim card??? Do u take it out and stick it in the contest form? Note the phrase ''BONUS cek Bertuah'', to me it kinda makes no sense at ALL, in the aspects of both the characters and the meaning, to me it seems like they were making a ''ringkasan'' by taking those 3 words from a proper incomplete sentence or phrase like :'' Hadiah lumayan termasuk BONUS sekeping cek dalam Cabutan Bertuah''. These could be used in BM examinations, lol. Oh ya, they/sender also failed Math... ''RM 25.000,00'' If you can't see the mistake then..aiyoyo, God must have blessed you hard during you exams... and also the typical dari/daripada error AND the ''Sila Call di Talian'' despite the random/failed usage of English, how DO u call ''at'' line...Lol, at least give them/ the sender some credit for being polite by saying thank you, but on what condition do you say congratulations and thank you to another person on a single matter?? DO tell me if you figure that out, thank you. All in all, I think they do NOT deserve to have such equipment and that kind of money, having people believe that a message with this kind of language level is from a big, ''heumaanggo'' company like Petronas is like passing a chihuahua for a Great Dane.

Look! Its de Giant Great Dane!!

IF, a big IF they/sender ever come across this blog... Darling, even if you kiss my ass and lick my *****, I still would'nt call.

Ok, i'm sharing a video for u guys to see, i omos lmfo (laugh my fart out),




I tink its very funny cos I'm oso a majong ka, XD, the original song is a current chart-topper in Taiwan by 吴克群.


Yes, i'm off to the JPA interviews..2nd April 2pm, lucky no nid wake up early, different to be said to some of my frens, hehe...Thou i tink alot of ppl got to the interviews, congrats to them anyways~

Damn...to think I was so sien that March was coming, now March is almost over and I am still as sien, only a bit less but still feeling very very uneasy. Tomorrow would be 28th March 2008, marking something important. The shortlist for JPA's PILN interview is tomorrow, and I'm sure that the ones for Petronas and Bank Negara will follow soon enough because the application date ended around the same time...haihz...I hate uncertainties, hate it...how would it be, for me, in this time I plea, yet tomorrow soon enough we'll see...


Here I am, take me, its easier to give in~no wu oh~ow u oh,
some people mistake me, they only hear what they want to hear...
-Empty Handed by Michelle Branch

AMERICAN IDOL-TOP 10

Hehe...who would've though that as soon as possible would be as soon as this? Just finished watching it and while they were looking back at last night's performance at the end of the show i thought to myself '' yeah, why not blog about this!'' So here it goes,
This week on AI...the show started out with Ramiele, the Philipino who was born in Saudi Arabia n ended up on American Idol...o.O, I'm not gonna say what song she sang cos I have neva heard of it before, my thoughts on that girl>> Finally...she is hitting those big notes cos she's been holding it way back back, though not receiving positive feedback from the judges, i guess she's gonna be fine cos she has a BIG fanbase and people might give pity votes because she was sick. In my eyes, she did it on purpose holding back as a strategy in the competition or she reli IS a late bloomer.
Contestant No.2 -Jason Castro~! Again with the screaming ladies =='' You'll know why when you see him, ever see him. I agree with the judges that he was waaaay too laid back, singing a song from Sting! Finally someone I know but not the song ==... throw in some Spanish this week after he did a song with French in it from the Beatles last week, what is this guy thinking...maybe we'll see him do Girlfriend by Avril-Mandarin version next week, though that is HIGHLY unlikely...hehe...Myb his charm and goofy/likable can get him through this week? But I have to admit dat he indeed has some voice to be reckoned with.
Next up, Syesha Mercado, the girl zat every week nge nge wan do high pitch that you'll get every season but dawg did she nailed it!!!! Pitch-perfect and best-performance-so-far as said by Randy but to me only Pitch-almost-perfect lor...but I've got to say that she definately has 台风 that makes her look good on stage regardless of how she sounds, sure enough to see her next week.
Chikezie...the only black dude in the competition...don like him, reli sounds kuno, performed very well vocally, but sounds kuno. He has made that ''look'' after his opinion from Simon, with those big eyes..screaming ''patheticity'', I've even read the comment on mtv that the only thing rememberable was his name...just an opinion...do let me know yours if you get the chance to watch this episode.
And next is the performance from Brooke White!! I'm a HUGE fan, she sounds really great although this was not the best week for her, but still great, hehe. This week, going back to basics with just her and the piano, performing a song which I know of, the older version of P.Diddy's ''Every Breath I/You Take'' which was originally sung by The Police. The judges kinda made a fuss in a gud way about how she started to sing in a wrongly tune and quickly resung. She has a distinct voice, and doesn't go for the high notes which makes her songs always sound natural and kinda soothing yet strong. I'm a fan!!
Performing after Brooke was Michael Johns, an Australian fyi, this week Papa Johns was rockin it out the stage!! In tribute to last week's castoff Amanda the rocker nurse? Or i cud be just thinking too much, haha...He actually did the song We Will Rock You in the beginning and then sang Champions by The Scorpions not reli sure about the song name as part of the arrangement. Again, the crowd went wild because he pulled those long notes at the end and his voice MEMANG meant to rock~! You should reli check it out on YOUTUBE at least, de blogger begga u...the song was reli the bomb of the night, it made me smile... *nod nod
Carly Smithson, the early black horse in the competition with the big big bang bang voice that cud match Kelly Clarkson's (almost...) went down-hill so fat cos according to the judges, kept picking the wrong songs to sing, I'd say she has bad taste in music, XD . Being in the bottom 3 last week...I guess it wud be the same this week, but very sayang cos she reli reli has a gud voice...but then its in the danger zone for Carly...Did I mention she was Irish?
Next, David Archuleta, he's got the looks, the voice,zat shy shy boy attitude... I'd say he's something torn out from High School Musical, the only bad thing is dat he is short, kesian... Note that he is the most popular contestant in this competition and girls are already threatening to shave their heads if he doesn't win. To me he din sing so gud this week, and kinda hopping here n dere while singing ==, but Paula did say something that reli stuck on, ''You could sing the phonebook and we would still love you.'' o.O multiply by one thousand, but I kinda agree, no shock to see him in the Nokia Theater for the finals, but even he has to step it up, really soon...Did I mention he was born on 1990?
Kristy Kristy...poor girl has been on the brink of elimination since the top 16, always in the final 2, have always survived the axe while receiving bad reviews from the judges and other commentators, but... yes, but this week she actually sounded good, as in much better but old american-country style singing not reli my taste, but I have to say...she's the most gud-looking one out there...typical blond hottie... :P
Last but not least, actually IT WAS THE BEST OF THE NITE!! Ladies and gentlemen, David Cook!! The publically acknowledged rocker on AI with the up-most originality really really did it! A performance worthy as the winner of the season! Jaw-drop and big smile it made me...he's the other potential winner... de blogger begga u, look it up on youtube...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Ke1zCWgI8
Ahh....and there you have your top 10 on American Idol, it really took me a while to finish this post...well, some of you might not care about AI, but come on la, its great music and entertainment, this is also the only season of AI I've followed since day 1. If got someone ask me, i might even put up screenshots the next time I post about AI. For those with Astro, channel StarWorld and intend to watch this episode but viewed this post before-hand, muahahaha..dai in agony XDXD...but remember to leave yur comments about the show too .^^!!


*I have no idea why the font gets smaller n smaller...

Ok, here we go again...gaining influences from practically every blogger I see makes me wanna go out there and try again. Not wanting to say so much because everything is still ''BETA''...


I'll try to post something solid as soon as possible.

Hey hey hey...~ just reminiscing a lil here n dere... clearing out the dust and the cobwebs while practicing my keyboard typing though i do not seem to need any..? Lol...blabbering...hahaz

Ahh...relief ulabaha~... It has been long since i last blogged ar...was busy wif xam n ro n learn drive during hol until lazy blog...i see no reply in de chatbox leh...so tot no 1 come visit... Reason for dis occation is to tell de world.....>>I pass my driving exam~~~ finally got a P liscence, after a long wait for my bday to past/arrive. But, de trial spm is just around de corner...was i wrg to learn drive so late in de year? Just to fulfill my urge n need? Anyway, it passed, i was sooo nervous waiting for my instructor to come, but wen i reached wego, was ok liaw, hehe but stil got mishaps here n dere la...some already have their own car...nice color n skirt oso...== Getting side-tracked liaw...signing off

A HEll of a Lib3ratioN



Well, hmm its been quite a while since my last post...xam...study_ING for xam...it has been a hell of a liberation, recent events shone some new light into my life...for once, I found out my blood type is AB, thx to mr.gabriel~ I stil hav de holes/pores to prove it...Ian oso AB, haha i noe hu 2 go for blood liaw, hehe...but i have always tot i was an O type...hence de liberation...  ppl now all discussing about ns, de list coming out next monday but many had found out abt their fate, i for 1 didnt get selected, sorry i cudnt say the same for some of ma fellows...have fun wif de M-16...sob sob, i believe it wud be best for de world if i din learn how to use 1...p...but wif dat, i have a chance to work n earn money after spm~~, any1 wan hire me? @@ After Nov26, i shall be free...and sell my text books...(modes of advertising stil under consideration)  It will be soon... it will be over...i will get my liscence...as the future unraveles.. .like a marvel comic...
hope u enjoy de post

Drums rolling... n rolling...limp biskit style...tadaa~ 17 le...not too late, but so de reli anticipated, but stil quite an ordinary Sunday...Went to Wego's bengkel, got over wif 3 hours of crap n onli learn to noe dat Kch alot roundabout...== Onli start learn after de short yet SIKENING test mid August, i do wonder if i'll panic n crash a kancil...><  Got a kakak dere wish my happy bday ar... , haha after she laughed at my name ==...It appears dat my type of name indeed not common among de other races...I sud try Koreans n Japs or the Thai...mayb it means smtng else dere...

17...dere's s song called 17, it was done by Mandy Moore n de mv got Elijah Wood leh, heard it wen i was form1, quite a nice song, it topped de chart in de Philipines...how i noe u ask? ./gg to those hu ply ro...Den abt me, is anything subject to change just becos of another age? Anything i sud change? Hmm...a suddle life...i'm satisfied...

If u ask wad i got for my bday, nothing solid...

On 21th July, De Harry Potter book came out...went to collect at bdc around 11...den went str8 home n started reading...I missed my dinner n dats reli saying alot..XP den i took like 10 hours? to finish de book, missed whole day of ro but it was worth it, ITS de last book ppl! de most anticipated book since 1990 i daresay, thou i started reading harry potter around 10 or 11..can't remember...An found out zat my previous post abt HP was a big bloke...sry for de misleading info ppl...hehe...it was no where NEAR de real story....n i onli found out wad de heck r the deathly hollows wen i was hafway to de end, but...no spoilers here~ book reli brings closure

It was my chinese bday,...

1st time bloggin at com lab...

I tink bloggin sud be done on weekdays bcos won have the time during weekends (due to a certain online game...) Hehe...now, I, realised that cobwebs hav started to grow on my site...TT...maybe i'm too boring? Phaps...but dere's no point being pesimistic...not my law...at least i don do it out in de open,...hidden within, dere is another piece of island...

A very very different Wednesday...

2day was great, no doubts abt it, thou harry potter storyline was a lil ''side-tracked'', all in all a gud movie...Secret Recipie> dory -lobster sauce...can cancel of my list liaw..haha...off to the next dish...

ps...does any1 realise dat 2day is seven eleven? hehe...phaps it is their aniversary...

ANOTHER DAY ''berisi''

*Dis is the 13th post on the most lucky day ever EVER, coincidence?

Went to quiz...owes de tiniest bit lost...sienz...Duno y o, owes datclose...Sam C blames herself an still realising she is behaving like a pesimist...I fear she has lost dat confidence, becoming more n more humane, is dat reli a gud thing? Especially dis close to the ''big bang'' (SPM, dis can prove to be a new metaphor). Went to RO n din find any1... i tink i reli nid pt in order just to train...==




As promised, some photos...


can u believe dis is mine? haha...i won it ar...at de MJC fun fair


 

Kenyalan teater back-stage..ok ok cam quality la...


Jaws Authentic design, wad u tink?


I feel so evil putting dis up...XD


A shot at de big day...not too shabby in uniform, hehe...

Yesterday rained~~but stil hot at nite..sien...y wont it rain every nite to provide gud sleep 2 every1...p..
      De haze starting le...looking at de sky...de blue is fainting like spoilt paint...it has come...the reason y i praise the blu blu sky so much...2day got bck my report card...Happy...Satisfied...and a Happy Birthday to Cecilia~! haha...now got time to blog but don hav anything special to say leh...but 2molo got science quiz thing at Sedaya College, ''raise yur flag to answer de question'' =.=  I never had 1 of those experiences...will I fail under the panic? I hav no idea how will de standard of the questions be...but i can be sure to see de same representatives from de kch skools...its owes de same ppl...same in our skool oso la..hehe.  RO failed me...n others 2day...hope it will be fixed soon,...dats y got time blog now..haha...might post up some photos abt skool soon not quite sure wen..

Wa...dis is actually de 11th post...quite a gud progress compared to last year...

>Morning went skool, alot ppl leh...somehow all de CO group at kantin, amazing how ppl gather...i wonder hu start de...If it were not 4 de gerko marks, i wudnt hav gone... p. CO cleaned the est rooms,much water was used... but we din wash de floors, just sweep cos bit  lazy an don wan waste more water.  Saw y all de taekwando members all girls...== n a guy hu is not so guy (u din hear it from me...)

>Currently everyday life stil ok...tues DL kyle xy season 2...thurs bleach day...weekend ply RO, yes i hav gone bck to ro...any1 else here wan or oredi playing? interested go www.animaro.com dl  hehe...private de...free...Wen Heroes got season 2...will clash wif kyle xy...><>

>De monthy of July...Harry Potter...book...movie...Priemere...new sej teacher (sien) 
 


1 more month~

Its been a gud day...xcept for de fact Isabel pang se wo...p..
          Fantastic 4 was gud...but not quite jessica's cup of tea...too bad...jessica alba has dat ''style'' wen she do de force field.  Dat mr fantastic is groovy...dancing shy shy liddat, quite handsome oso la...den dere is the thing...not much can say abt him...duno y but de human torch owes got a scene in towel onli de o...but dis time wif alot of chest hair..== long time no wax XD. Silver surfer din die~ in some scenes u actually can see de ''gonads'' p... Its gud to see Julian macMahon hehe...
         Went bowling at parkson, more xpensiv den crystal...never again at parkson...i got a strike a...haha...after so many years...last time i bowl was with jeremy ar...so long ago...
         Secret recipie was packed! at 9 smtng again...din manage to get cake, scared not enuf time...but dere's owes next time =)

                     

Amazing news...some hacker named Gabriel claimed to hacked into bloomsbery or smtng an stole de hp final book!! he reveiled hu died...Hagrid an Hermione...Harry din die??! well...newspaper say hagrid waz killed by Snape wen he was sneaking up on harry dos ppl? an hermione got killed by voldermort...apparently she n ron ran into him wen dey were visiting harry hu was living in diagonally? In effort to sav ron, she had a duel wif voldy..wa...an died..==...seperated lovers...how will ron ever live wif himself... evil Gabriel!!! but bloombery deny all claims, i guess dey hav to...Snape is so dead wen Harry is tru wif him...@@ Dumbledore and Hagrid again...1 more month till i get my hands on de book! or mayb dey'l release de book earlier to calm things down...=)

Friday>>the circular rainbow is back!!!AHH~~~ it even occured at de same time as last year's ! Friday after skool...n around dis time of de year oso...u tink next year got oso? haha...de rainbow is perfectly natural, confirmed. (photo compliments of Ah Boon skool back-gate bus stop)

2day, education fair in skool...all private institutions so not much i can do with current financial status ==...sienz...but still took ''quite'' a gud look around some of the booths. Surprisingly, de 1st 1 i went was University of West England, Bristol, looks interesting and the miss reli can tok...so does de 1 for curtin. Studying in UK...one can dream, can't he? hehe...Without scholarship, chances of happening like winning lottery, wad r de odds? 11k pounds p. a. OMG ar!!! but metropolitan can say was the cheapest in UK, but come to think of it, UK too far la...even for me...p
The opening ceremony was soooo de wulao, waited for a couple of minutes(somewad in anticipation while looking at dis PBSM guy wok around de carpark fast fast lik got ''qing gung'' wa...) just to cut a ribbon, n wen sanai came n cut de ribbon, it onli took like a few seconds..== like i said, wulao...den ar, wen i went to de 1st booth, ppl keep taking photos of me n a phenix..== invasion of privacy, i'm not even a celebrity XD jkjk...dis year less institutes came..but dey stil giv a lot of freebies n fliers...Brit council had de best bag, n dey giv pen n dis amazing notebook with an international clock thing and07.08 calender with a pencil, stick-on note. In short, brit council has big pockets if u noe wad i mean...
I was quite interested in swinburne but ET said dat place eat money de...==...I wud definately pick swinburne over miri-curtin anytime...and some say private go taylor's best? Taylor can study be chef, haha, 1 of my choices oso...
I can still remember yesterday...sunway girl had a career pathway session wif 5i n 5h, i was practical n analytical, failed badly in social ( i cant say i'm lovable cant i...XD), oso discoverd smtng funny, Sam C seem to had gotten results other den her medic (bluek...p) n got so worried that she confronted sunway girl after the session n i overheard de sunway girl saying smtng like '' u don need to worry too much abt de result''...poor sam...or myb poor me for misunderstanding de situation...
Signing off

Wa...Friday...marking the end of de skool hols...few more days while anticipating the return of papers...some ppl fear that day, some ppl shiver with excitement..==
>>it will come ma...just let it come lo...simple....p

++2day co practice was one of the best, haha, filled with ''highness'' tru n tru some of the songs, but      quite tiring oso...dere were ppl taking videos and photos, like dey were visiting de zoo... XD

++2molo ne, a fully packed day, no time enjoy tv...but still looking forward to it...after hol...i'll miss watching tv for long long hours...(myb i gone fat over de hol..@@)

A new turning point...wen gradient becomes 0...can say de result of my 2nd derievative of x is a positive number, cos i hit a new low(is it lame? haha)  ...This past few days keep thinking  abt how MUCH i have missed after browsing tru frenster and left with a very big big 
"what if''.  Painful and sad feeling surging
looking at other ppl's memories...dats reli pathetic of me but i just cant help it...The more wad is put in de past, de more painful it gets realising the distance between here and wad was used to be...all my emotions and encounters shape me for what i am 2day, i cant say i'm greatful for em, but i accept it, to fuse with it and grow.......Feeling of ''sienness'' felt better after chatting abt it wif cecilia n isa, abt sacrafices...choices n fate. Fate...its smtng dat definately can be believed in, haha.

>>In de end, sis turned down job offer at miri, no home alone diaries for me...hehe...it sounded kinda like a gud idea for blog material...transport problem all solved.