The Island Of Labuan Has Claimed Another

KUCHING-13 On this day, Friday, 13th June 2008, the island of Labuan has claimed another youth (Waseh...this newsletter so sat, reporting today's incident in today's newsletter). Originating from Kuching, Sarawak, this youth was both the tennis player and Straight-A student in the SPM (Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia) . Prior to his departure towards Labuan, our reporters received comments from him such as '' See first lo...'', '' Just go nia lo...'' and ''...will study hard...''. Due to the lack of note jolting, these comments were solely based on the blur blur memory of our reporters on duty. Consequently, our reporters interviewed one of his friends since Primary 1, Jaws VK who said '' This guy... he was the first person I talked to on my first day in Primary 1, I can still remember vividly that moment as I looked at the duty rooster early in the morning where no one else was there... I asked him if he was ''Chong Jia Hua'' because those three words were the only Chinese characters I could read out completely among other names other than myself's under Monday. Surprisingly, he was, and I told him he had to sweep the floor and he swept the entire classroom by himself.'' Jaws told the reporters as he was reminiscing with a slight grin on his face. Jaws chuckled a little bit when he told the reporters that he later realised that he was also on duty on Monday after the form teacher taught the class how to read the duty rooster ''kinda paiseh I made him sweep the whole classroom on the first day of school, hehe...'' he added. Jaws said that that was just the beginning of all the memories they had together (friendship). Among other things, this youth is remembered by that persona, that smile... and that secret fetish towards rough cement poles, leaving behind a warning sign about ''wet cement'' (XDXD). As of hopes, wish this youth would do so well in Matriculation, thus doing his friends and family proud (hehe_promoting Digi some more...lol...).


你...记得要好好！

Disclaimer- this was actually made on Thursday night, LOLWTFBBQ, =p