Parody!!!

Wow, I didn't realise until now that I did NOT update for so long! Well, we are now facing the 2nd week of January, CNY is just around the corner, I have plenty of things to do and I am satiated but still am GREEDY FOR MORE @@. Yada yada yada... So, first I gotta say that I neither support the Israelis nor the Palestinians. Hope they blow each other out of the face of Earth so peace may come.

An idea came to me a few days ago so I started constructing something, which is the Beyonce If I Were A Boy Parody- If I Were A Girl. You know how weird it is for a guy to sing If I Were A Boy?? You can find a few versions of parodies of it on youtube, too bad someone beat me to it, >.>

This post is gonna stay for quite a while, cos I'm kinda proud of it, XP

If I Were A Girl

If i were a girl
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
and put my makeup from head to toe
Go shopping with girls
and check out the guys

I'd wait till they rip their hearts for me
and I'd never get confronted for it
cause they'd stick up for me.

If I were a girl
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a boy
I'd swear I'd be a better girl.

I'd listen to him~~
Cos I know how it sucks...
When you get lost in translation,
Cause she doesn't want to listen,
and everything you had got destroyed

If I were a girl
I would be nothing else
No petty little secrets
So he would get to know me at all

I'd be at his side
And go with the flow
Cause I'm sure I found the right one
Waiting for me to come home, to come home

If I were a girl
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a boy
I swear I'd be a better girl

I'd listen to him~~
Cos I know how it sucks...
When you get lost in translation,
Cause she doesn't want to listen,
and everything you had got destroyed

It's a little too late for us to go back,
Saying you still love me
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you're just a girl,
You don't understand
And you don't understand,oh
How it feels to love a man,
Someday you wish you were a better girl

You don't listen to him
You don't care how he hurts
Until you see him with another
Cause you took him just for granted,
And everything you had got destroyed
But you're just a girl.